Before you dine...

Read this.

I'm sooo tired of seeing people

come into resturaunts, be THE MOST

difficult set of mafuckas, then leave a 

bullshit tip. So here are some guidelines

to help you not get your steak marinated with

the "house special marinade".

1. Stop at the host stand [if there is one]. 

Now I dont mean stop if there's a seat yourself sign

but if not, please... dont try to seat yourself. It's not your job.

2. Ask for special seating BEFORE leaving the stand.

Dont have the hostess take you to a table to have you

say "Oh...well we wanted a booth."

3.  Look at the prices FIRST. If your ass

is on a budget, DONT ORDER THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING.

HELL DONT ORDER AT ALL. stay your ass at home.

make a sandwich.

4. When ordering calculate the ENTIRE cost of your meal.

This includes DRINKS, APPETIZERS, ENTREES, & DESSERTS.

5. STANDARD TIP IS NOT 10%. IT'S 15%. 

18% on parties 6 or more.

easy way to figure this out. The tip should

ALWAYS  be MORE than the TAX.

If your bill is 50$, tax is 4.40$,

leave 9 bucks. YES NUGGAH NINE!

if you cant give 15% of your bill

to the person running around for your ass

maybe you should stay the fuck home.

Now gratuity is gratuity for a reason. It's nice to do. But do

realize that, getting your drinks, ordering your food,

refilling drinks, serving the food, bussing the table,

and entertaining you at the same time isn't fucking easy.

6. Be mindful of the hours of operation.

 If a resturaunt closes at 11, dont walk in at 

10:45 asking for a table. 

That is THE MOST annoying shit.

If you were at work and someone walked in

minutes before closing would you be nice to them?

HELL MAFUCKING NAW.

So dont expect a server to be.

Just cause you're hungry doesnt mean it's okay to walk in that late.

Not only are you making the server stay til yo

punk ass leaves, you make the kitchen stay later,

the manager stay later, and the bartenders stay later.

THINK ABOUT THAT.

okay. enough of my ranting.

please though... think before you eat.

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